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    Target Practice with the Local Pigeon Population Fouls California’s Superb Animal Kindness Record

Target Practice with the Local Pigeon Population Fouls California’s Superb Animal Kindness Record

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE on neighborhood watch On a walk through my neighborhood, I came upon a man standing on the sidewalk and aiming a Daisy Model 25 BB gun into the leaves of a tree. He pumped the gun, pulled off a soundless shot, and pumped it again. I noticed a silver [...]

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    23 BULLS Tearing Up the 210 Freeway

23 BULLS Tearing Up the 210 Freeway

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE pressing on In California, like everywhere else, most of the cars with you on the freeway are driven by unimportant humans, like myself and yourself, but the wild card in the Golden State is that every once in awhile you'll get zipped by someone famous. Like Justin Bieber. Or Saddam [...]

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    Jeb Bush Cleaner Than A Whistle in 2016

Jeb Bush Cleaner Than A Whistle in 2016

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE If you'd been at Venetian Pool, in Coral Gables, Florida last week, you might have gotten the insider’s peek you political junkies yearn for, if you'd noticed the man who looked awfully like Jeb Bush muttering spiritedly in the corner of a pricey little wine and cheese shop [...]

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The Dangers of Sitting: 45 Years Ago Hubert Humdinger Warned Us

  The Dangers of Sitting: 45 Years Ago Hubert Humdinger Warned Us

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE upstanding NEVER SIT AGAIN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE I've been doing a lot of leaning, lounging, and relaxing lately, all in the upright position. But you won't find me [...]

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VISA Black Card Offer: From Pauper to VIP

  VISA Black Card Offer: From Pauper to VIP

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE qualified human I've lived the life of a pauper for a reason. I like it. Well, most days I like it. And the alternative is worse. The dusty wooden floorboards [...]

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The Last Time There Was So Much Charlie Worship Hollywood Almost Imploded

  The Last Time There Was So Much Charlie Worship Hollywood Almost Imploded

I haven't seen so much Charlie worship since I broke the news story in 2011 about the Hollywood Walk of Fame's plans to award Charles Manson a star for his [...]

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You’re the Reason It Doesn’t Rain In California

  You’re the Reason It Doesn’t Rain In California

It rained for two and a half days. Gentle, pitter-pattering that we all should have been hoping and praying for. No mudslides, but a much needed dousing. Yet my neighbor, when [...]

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I’m Charlie, You’re Charlie, Unfortunately We’re All Charlie Hebdo

  I’m Charlie, You’re Charlie, Unfortunately We’re All Charlie Hebdo

"Killing people is bad. There, I said it. Now, can we start talking about the deeper issues going on?" -- Hubert Humdinger, exiled cultural philosopher. An awful lot of people are going [...]

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Fiction & Poetry
    Spiritual Mutant

Spiritual Mutant

JOHN BENNETT (originally sent out to Bennett's email list -- sign up below for more) Everything Ray Kurzweil does is driven by a deep fear of dying. He eats 200 pills a day to ward off death & plans to one day construct something resembling his dead father with the help of [...]

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