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editor's note: Upon hearing John Zogby say Obama's presidency is all over after the latest round of polls showing the president's plunging approval rating, I thought I'd send him a [...]
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MICHAEL J BLAIR Perthshire, Scotland There has been much more nonsense and drivel spoken by both sides of the independence debate since I last wrote. Figures regarding the start up of an independent [...]
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⚏Dear Dirty America
**In an increasingly polarized nation with an established surveillance state and an invisible enemy lurking throughout the globe, you shouldn't be surprised to discover that even the most unlikely places [...]
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