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Michelle Obama is having an extra glass of wine these chilly winter nights because she's toasting what looks like a great success. A decline in child obesity in America. While the First Lady has been instrumental in helping to educate our kids about saying no to excess sugar and incorporating [...]
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What is it like to be called a 'slut' by one of the United States' most prestigious, fraudulent financial institutions, Bank of America? Just ask Lisa McIntire from San Francisco. [...]
⚏Dear Dirty America
Some people have charged General George Washington, who became the first president of these United States, as nothing more than a country bumpkin. Some people consider him just another extension [...]
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- Bank of America’s Sloppy, Slutty Invective 0
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- Risky Business In the Airport: Working for a Healthier TSA 2
- 2014 Resolutions: Year of the Multivitamin 5
- Duck Dynasty Demise: Hubert Humdinger Offers Rare Insight Into Phil Robertson’s Remarks 1
- Don’t Act Weird at the Airport: Understanding TSA Archetypes 2
- One Earthworm Suffers Unspeakable Torment In Act of Kindness Gone Awry 0
⚏L.A. / Society
My spiritualist called me from the police station to say he'd appreciate a ride home. "Apparently nobody's taking this California drought issue too seriously. Am I the only one?" he [...]
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- Primitive Desires Easily Flared with Wide-Stance Walking 2
- Koreatown Man Blasts Global Warming: “The Sun’s Cooling & I Can’t Get A F*cking Tan!” 0
- Texting & Driving In Los Angeles Triggers the Destroyer In Me 2
- Former Iraqi Dictator Lives: Saddam Hussein Seen Zipping Around Los Angeles 0
- Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Tosses Off Importance of Books 0
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⚏Pulp Wire
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- Afghanistan Family Injured in Miscalculated Drone Strike Apply for Obamacare 0
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- Pulitzer Prize Winning Seymour Hersh Says Obama Raid ‘One Big Lie’; George W Bush Still Scratching His Head 2
- Kardashian Butt Tweets Refuel Wild Clone Speculation Online 1
- Just Mention My Name & You’re Covered, Frustrated President Says of Obamacare Website Glitches 2
- White House & Lawmakers Repeated Failure to Compromise; Hard Chairs May Be To Blame 0
- Senator McCain’s Heart Blows A Valve After Report Documents Military Lax on Hygiene, Professionalism Due to Shutdown 0
- Dianne Feinstein’s Armed Bodyguards Prepare for Gun Law Fallout In Wake of Navy Yard Shooting 2
- Drone Strikes Halal, Obama Assures Skeptical American Public 0
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