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Hubert Humdinger

American Lifestyle: Too Much of Everything and a Lot of Hot Air

    American Lifestyle: Too Much of Everything and a Lot of Hot Air

This article is proudly funded by the coveted NKEA (North Korean Endowment for the Arts). The NKEA, a longtime fan and follower of Dear Dirty America, has commissioned a series of

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Don’t You Know the Purpose of Life?

    Don’t You Know the Purpose of Life?

ADAM LUEBKE Some humans never evolve past the idea that life’s major purpose is to be happy. Others think this is a diminutive, bankrupt philosophy. But don’t actually try to tell

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Everyone Knows the Super Bowl Is Fake

    Everyone Knows the Super Bowl Is Fake

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Stating the Obvious Everyone knows the Super Bowl is fake. Well, the 12 billion dollars Americans spend on chips, cheese, salsa, beer, and mini weenies isn’t fake,

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Cheetos Bagels A Signal of the End Times

    Cheetos Bagels A Signal of the End Times

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE with Cautious Hope The newest great thing in America, according to one recent news article I loathe to link to here, is Cheetos bagels. The bagel dough

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Gridiron Gone Mad: Lions Lose to Seahawks After Uncalled Illegal Use of Hands

    Gridiron Gone Mad: Lions Lose to Seahawks After Uncalled Illegal Use of Hands

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Out of the blue, my brother called to tell me the Lions were playing in Seattle. The

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Catharsis in the Polling Booth: Did You Get Your Sticker?

    Catharsis in the Polling Booth: Did You Get Your Sticker?

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE catharted It was around the time I was considering Proposition 52 that I broke out in a

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There’s Money To Be Made in Selling Dead People’s Stuff

    There’s Money To Be Made in Selling Dead People’s Stuff

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I’ve gotten deep into the business mindset. Thinking about one thing obsessively in this material realm brings

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Pack Them In Like Parasites

    Pack Them In Like Parasites

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Stay where you’re wanted “And what would you do if you found your friends were leeching off

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Thank You for the Suspicious Link with the Kind Words

    Thank You for the Suspicious Link with the Kind Words

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE How many more to go, O Lord? The only worthwhile comment I’ve received on Dear Dirty America lately

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More Mohammeds Than Americans Can Handle: Baby Names Menacing Western Society

    More Mohammeds Than Americans Can Handle: Baby Names Menacing Western Society

The mental unrest was almost palpable after a report from the Washington Examiner detailed the following frightening information: The number of U.S. newborns named “Mohammed” has jumped 100-fold since 1964, one

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