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ADAM LUEBKE Some humans never evolve past the idea that life’s major purpose is to be happy. Others think this is a diminutive, bankrupt philosophy. But don’t actually try to tell
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ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE with Cautious Hope The newest great thing in America, according to one recent news article I loathe to link to here, is Cheetos bagels. The bagel dough
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Out of the blue, my brother called to tell me the Lions were playing in Seattle. The
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE catharted It was around the time I was considering Proposition 52 that I broke out in a
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I’ve gotten deep into the business mindset. Thinking about one thing obsessively in this material realm brings
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Stay where you’re wanted “And what would you do if you found your friends were leeching off
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE How many more to go, O Lord? The only worthwhile comment I’ve received on Dear Dirty America lately
The mental unrest was almost palpable after a report from the Washington Examiner detailed the following frightening information: The number of U.S. newborns named “Mohammed” has jumped 100-fold since 1964, one
