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Israelis Sound Sirens to Commemorate Holocaust; Palestinians Mistake Sound for Air Raid

    Israelis Sound Sirens to Commemorate Holocaust; Palestinians Mistake Sound for Air Raid

JERUSALEM (Associated Pulp) – Israel came to a standstill Thursday morning as sirens rang throughout the country at 10 a.m. to commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day. Pedestrians stopped where they stood

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Ramadan Reject: Newt Gingrich Passes Out at Multicultural Event

    Ramadan Reject: Newt Gingrich Passes Out at Multicultural Event

ASSOCIATED PULP WASHINGTON DC – At a small cross-cultural celebration thrown by one of Newt Gingrich’s old lobbyist friends, reports are surfacing that the former Speaker of the House passed

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Michael Jackson Hologram Goes on Tirade at Billboard Awards, Denounces Usury, Accepts Islam

    Michael Jackson Hologram Goes on Tirade at Billboard Awards, Denounces Usury, Accepts Islam

ASSOCIATED PULP LAS VEGAS – Nobody involved in the matter could say they were surprised. When the Michael Jackson hologram went on a tirade in the MGM Grand Garden Arena

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Downtown LA On Edge After Three Prominent Foodies Choke to Death

    Downtown LA On Edge After Three Prominent Foodies Choke to Death

ASSOCIATED PULP LOS ANGELES — The public choking deaths of three prominent Los Angeles foodies has prompted an investigation into the trendy movement that celebrates all things edible. Experts and

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Desperate University of Chicago Students Mugging Vulnerable South Side Crack Dealers

    Desperate University of Chicago Students Mugging Vulnerable South Side Crack Dealers

ASSOCIATED PULP Hyde Park — A new type of desperation is turning the tables on the beleaguered, crime-ridden South Side of

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President Obama to Honor Michael Hastings Crash Site During Los Angeles Visit

    President Obama to Honor Michael Hastings Crash Site During Los Angeles Visit

ASSOCIATED PULP Authorities warned residents of Los Angeles County that many streets would be closed off due to President Barack Obama’s

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Afghanistan Family Injured in Miscalculated Drone Strike Apply for Obamacare

    Afghanistan Family Injured in Miscalculated Drone Strike Apply for Obamacare

ASSOCIATED PULP Kabul — An Afghanistan family injured in a wayward United States drone strike have just about run out

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‘American Women Too Butch’ Says Fulbright Fellow Upon Returning to US

    ‘American Women Too Butch’ Says Fulbright Fellow Upon Returning to US

ASSOCIATED PULP Upon returning to the United States after a year-long stint as a Fulbright Fellow in the Middle East,

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Pulitzer Prize Winning Seymour Hersh Says Obama Raid ‘One Big Lie’; George W Bush Still Scratching His Head

    Pulitzer Prize Winning Seymour Hersh Says Obama Raid ‘One Big Lie’; George W Bush Still Scratching His Head

PULP WIRE “They wouldn’t lie to me, would they?” former president George Bush Jr asks his butler, Menlo, after the

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Kardashian Butt Tweets Refuel Wild Clone Speculation Online

    Kardashian Butt Tweets Refuel Wild Clone Speculation Online

PULP WIRE The latest salacious Kim Kardashian bare butt tweets fueled further speculation Friday that the reality television star diva is not actually her real self but a nearly flawless

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