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George Bush Jr Commends America On Enthusiastic Black Friday Shopping

Dear Dirty NewswireCRAWFORD, TX — Former President George W Bush sent warm wishes to every American on this Thanksgiving Day weekend. The 43rd president wanted to congratulate America on a

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US Dept of Health Asks TSA to Check for Testicular Cancer While "Down There"

Dear Dirty NewswireWASHINGTON — Many American travelers have decried the TSA’s right to scan images of their bodies and do cavity searches at will. Many have called the TSA’s actions

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FCC Bans Newt Gingrich Truffle Shuffle Video: "Nightmarish and offensive"

Dear Dirty NewswireThe viral video of Newt Gingrich doing the Truffle Shuffle at an Iowa town hall meeting early this morning has been officially banned by the FCC. The video

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Newt Gingrich Does Truffle Shuffle, Surges In Polls

Dear Dirty Newswire[UPDATE] FCC bans Gingrich Truffle Shuffle video. Committee president says calls it “nightmarish and offensive.” IOWA — Newt Gingrich has been having an uphill battle gaining support for his

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Lt John Pike Kidnapped: Thunder Overhead Claims Responsibility

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREVery few reports have surfaced about UC Davis policeman, LT John Pike, being kidnapped, but the rumors seem

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Super Committee Vows to Kill Themselves After No Deal Made

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE WASHINGTON — As the Nov 23 deadline came and went, the Super Committee members are hanging their

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Lt John Pike Offers Statement to Occupiers: I Use Pepper Spray as Hot Sauce

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREDAVIS, CA — Late Monday night, UC Davis Lt John Pike, offered a statement to the world about

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Nebraska Beer Fans Condemn Nation’s Liberals for Protesting Keystone Pipeline

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRESTEELE CITY–Nebraska’s most ardent beer fans have finally coalesced into a group with a voice, and they’re condemning

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Goldman Sachs CEO Does the Math, Realizes He Really Is An Asshole

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREIn an open letter to the world, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein says he read the complaints about

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Bloomberg Admits Fox News Report Prompted OWS Crackdown

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENew York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg admitted late Tuesday evening that a wild Fox News report prompted his charge to crackdown on the Occupy Wall Street movement. He

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