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Fox News Identifies the Real Culprit Behind Occupy Wall Street

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREFox News announced they’d cracked the case on who was really behind the communist Occupy Wall Street movement. Many sources had been pinpointed by Fox as the driving

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Chinese Counterfeit Parts Endanger US Military’s Ability to Kill Civilians

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRECounterfeit electronic parts made in China were found in US military hardware, mostly in the electronic systems of helicopters and airplanes. The US Senate Armed Services Committee held

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Al-Assad Hires NYPD Inspector Anthony Bologna to Go Nuts on Syrian Protesters

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Syria — NYPD Deputy Inspector Anthony Bologna was hired by Syrian President Bashar al-Assad to help quell protests in the unsettled town of Rastan. Bologna came to

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Queen of England Takes on New, Surprising Responsibility

    Queen of England Takes on New, Surprising Responsibility

The Queen of England’s spokesperson made a wild statement to a small group of friends and family today that her Highness would no longer be relying on her many workers

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Bank of America to Treat Every American to Free Massage

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREBank of America, in a rather startling twist to their normal demeanor, announced Friday afternoon that they’d be

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Porn Industry Going Green: Making Environmentally-Conscious Sex Films

pulp wire It’s very easy to see that the production of movies would use a lot of energy and resources

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5.9 Earthquake Felt in Washington After Every Unemployed American Jumps In Unison

DEAR DIRTY AMERICA Akirathedon A 5.9 magnitude earthquake was felt in Washington D.C. Tuesday afternoon after every unemployed, jobless, frustrated

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Rebecca Black Bullied At School: Remember the Friday Video Suicides?

The mainstream media still refuses to talk about the infamous Rebecca Black suicides that have plagued the teen music star

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Richard Branson Flies to the Moon, Urinates, & Comes Back to Earth

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRETo everybody’s surprise, trillionaire Richard Branson, unleashed the Virgin Spacezipper by unexpectedly blasting into space from his private

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Obama To Fund Building of 10 New Mosques by 2013 to Promote Religious Diversity

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Pete Souza The Obama administration laid out a new plan to fund the building of ten new mosques around the United States in order to promote religious

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