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Forever 21 to Change Name to Forever 42

Dear Dirty Newswire photo by Roger Price Forever 21 CEO Do Won Chang released a statement today that his infamous fashion store would be changing its name to Forever 42, for

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Herman Cain Desires New Beginnings with Wig

Dear Dirty NewswireHerman Cain’s rise to the top of the GOP presidential race contenders was short-lived. After multiple women came forward and claimed Cain had sexually harassed them, it was

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Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

    Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

A man in Koreatown, Los Angeles is claiming to be behind the rapidly spreading protestation that includes willfully shitting your pants and then sending the dirty underwear to President Obama.

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Housing & Feeding A Congressman Bill Passes

Dear Dirty NewswireA bill called “Housing & Feeding A Senator” passed a Senate vote 93-7 today. The bill would mandate any American household to house and feed any congressman if

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The Ghost of Thomas Jefferson Reported Creeping Around White House

Dear Dirty NewswireWASHINGTON — Never have conservatives and Tea Party types been so enthused to hear the strange report coming

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Soldiers Teach Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Tricks

Dear Dirty Newswire As Guantanamo Bay’s soldiers, guards, and abused prisoners sink into deep depression, one aspect of the highly

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Fat Family Says It Will Be Hard to Eat Even More than Usual on Thanksgiving

    Fat Family Says It Will Be Hard to Eat Even More than Usual on Thanksgiving

Dear Dirty America Holiday Newswire For many families, the holidays are a stressful time of the year. As the nation gears

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Sheriff Arpaio Endorses Perry, but Prefers Hitler

Dear Dirty Newswire The GOP is abuzz with the news that controversial sheriff and overall tough guy, Joe Arpaio, will

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24 Pakistani Soldiers Brought Back to Life After US Apologizes for Killing Them

Dear Dirty NewswirePAKISTAN — 24 dead Pakistani troops magically returned to life Saturday after U.S. Gen John Allen apologized “to

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Obama Issues Second, "More Truthful" Thanksgiving Message

Dear Dirty NewswirePresident Obama issued a Thanksgiving video calling on all Americans to do their part in helping their neighbors and the country get through this extraordinarily tough economic time.

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