DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Pharaoh Hound “It is a double whammy,” the pope said, “to lose your favorite dog and your favorite gaudy hat.” New reports from the Vatican describe a
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DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE J.B. Dikruck isn’t happy that he spent 48 hours behind bars in a tiny Sheriff’s station in Kentucky. He says he didn’t break the law, but sheriff
Small protests are expected, and an even smaller, but harsher band of Manson supporters are rumored to be countering the protest this afternoon at the ceremony. Petitioners have already held
DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREVatican officials said sometime during the week the Vatican’s favorite pet house dog got into the pope’s sacred room and chewed up the holy mitre. The loss is
DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Credit: Holger.Ellgaard Famed and forever castigated psychologist Hubert Humdinger (pronounced hum-din-jur), recently conducted a survey from his undisclosed
DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE A Faux News poll released Tuesday afternoon showed the network’s viewers voted Norway killer, Anders Behring Breivik as the world’s sexiest terrorist. He stomped the competition with