Dear Dirty NewswireA bill called “Housing & Feeding A Senator” passed a Senate vote 93-7 today. The bill would mandate any American household to house and feed any congressman if
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The U.S. Dept of Homeland Security scrambled late Monday night to compile a comprehensive manual warning against the dangers of lightning and other natural effects, such as honey bee stings
In the following video, Michele Bachmann claims that the essence of Occupy Wall Street it to have other people pay
Dear Dirty Newswire As Guantanamo Bay’s soldiers, guards, and abused prisoners sink into deep depression, one aspect of the highly
After teaching a trying Composition class early this morning, I took a brisk walk down the street from the college
Dear Dirty America Holiday Newswire For many families, the holidays are a stressful time of the year. As the nation gears
Dear Dirty Newswire The GOP is abuzz with the news that controversial sheriff and overall tough guy, Joe Arpaio, will
Dear Dirty NewswirePAKISTAN — 24 dead Pakistani troops magically returned to life Saturday after U.S. Gen John Allen apologized “to


