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New Report Suggests Families Have Dinner Every Other Night to Cut Costs

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Harold Binkler not shown, was doing an interview at the time the picture was taken WASHINGTON — A team of expert economists hired by the White House have

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Department of Homeland Security Plans Shocking New Ad Campaign

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Homeland Security’s New Ad Prototype Representative Peter King, chairman of the Department of Homeland Security committee, spoke about the new shocking ad campaign planned to be unleashed

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Walmart Executive Instructional Manual Calls Workers ‘Speaking Tools’

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE BENTONVILLE, AR — Walmart executives have been thrust into the glaring limelight as one of their standard instruction manuals on how to handle store employees leaked online. The

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Obama Asks Wall Street to Slow Donations, Needs Time to Sort the Cash

Dear Dirty Newswire WASHINGTON — President Obama made an informal plea to Wall Street asking them to temporarily slow their donations to his campaign. Barack Obama has raised more money

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Under NDAA Pres Obama Considers Detaining Himself

Dear Dirty Newswire WASHINGTON — President Obama was overheard telling Vice President Joe Biden that under the expansion and renewal

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Pentagon Caught with Underground Castrati Choir

Dear Dirty Newswire WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense is under fire for its alleged castrati choir housed in the

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Iraq PM Says Country Easier to Manage with 4 Million Less People

Dear Dirty Newswire BAGHDAD–Iraq’s Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki told reporters he wanted to thank America for making the controlling of

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Obama: War with Iran Would Even Create Jobs in Detroit

Dear Dirty Newswire WASHINGTON — President Obama hinted in his weekly address at where he stood on the escalating tensions

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Supreme Court Rules Apple Must Place Pictures of 4-6 Impoverished Chinese Child Laborers in Every iPad 2 Ad

Dear Dirty Newswire WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that Apple Inc has to place pictures of at least

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Elitist Eugenicists Suggest Depressed Patriots Fans Kill Themselves

Dear Dirty Newswire UNKNOWN — Emails and colorful blog entries from suspected elitist eugenicists circulated online calling for depressed New

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