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Lt John Pike Kidnapped: Thunder Overhead Claims Responsibility

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREVery few reports have surfaced about UC Davis policeman, LT John Pike, being kidnapped, but the rumors seem verifiable enough. The leftist, Marxist terror group Thunder Overhead have

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Super Committee Vows to Kill Themselves After No Deal Made

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE WASHINGTON — As the Nov 23 deadline came and went, the Super Committee members are hanging their heads in shame. None of the twelve members have outwardly

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Lt John Pike Offers Statement to Occupiers: I Use Pepper Spray as Hot Sauce

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREDAVIS, CA — Late Monday night, UC Davis Lt John Pike, offered a statement to the world about his actions Friday. Pike came to fame after videos showed

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Sarah Palin Admits Nobody Cares, But She Condemns Occupy Wall Street Anyway

Media superstar and reality TV show favorite Sarah Palin slammed Occupy Wall Street the other day, even though, she admitted, nobody cares about her opinion. “I realize my words and

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Nebraska Beer Fans Condemn Nation’s Liberals for Protesting Keystone Pipeline

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRESTEELE CITY–Nebraska’s most ardent beer fans have finally coalesced into a group with a voice, and they’re condemning

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Goldman Sachs CEO Does the Math, Realizes He Really Is An Asshole

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREIn an open letter to the world, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein says he read the complaints about

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Bloomberg Admits Fox News Report Prompted OWS Crackdown

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENew York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg admitted late Tuesday evening that a wild Fox News report prompted his

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