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Just Mention My Name & You’re Covered, Frustrated President Says of Obamacare Website Glitches

    Just Mention My Name & You’re Covered, Frustrated President Says of Obamacare Website Glitches

PULP WIRE Amid catastrophic website problems, the battered president, still weary and worn from a two-week government shutdown battle with Congress, admitted his healthcare plan for Americans was not running

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White House & Lawmakers Repeated Failure to Compromise; Hard Chairs May Be To Blame

    White House & Lawmakers Repeated Failure to Compromise; Hard Chairs May Be To Blame

PULP WIRE After a closed-door meeting, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) told his fellow Republicans that the White House had rejected the latest offer to keep the government running by

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Senator McCain’s Heart Blows A Valve After Report Documents Military Lax on Hygiene, Professionalism Due to Shutdown

    Senator McCain’s Heart Blows A Valve After Report Documents Military Lax on Hygiene, Professionalism Due to Shutdown

PULP WIRE Senator John McCain’s heart exploded Saturday morning from what doctors are calling an “unfortunate series of devastating misfortunes”. Among the factors that caused McCain’s heart to blow a

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Dianne Feinstein’s Armed Bodyguards Prepare for Gun Law Fallout In Wake of Navy Yard Shooting

    Dianne Feinstein’s Armed Bodyguards Prepare for Gun Law Fallout In Wake of Navy Yard Shooting

In the wake of the Washington Navy Yard shootings, California Senator Dianne Feinstein leveled her eyes at America and asked, “When will enough be enough?” The weathered Democrat said Congress

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Drone Strikes Halal, Obama Assures Skeptical American Public

    Drone Strikes Halal, Obama Assures Skeptical American Public

PULP WIRE After crushing public criticism after badgering the nation to support a hurried proposal to carry out a strike

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Chris Christie Signs Pot for Tots From His Bathtub, Soothing Bubbles Played Key Role

    Chris Christie Signs Pot for Tots From His Bathtub, Soothing Bubbles Played Key Role

New Jersey governor Chris Christie raised his arm out of the bubbly water long enough to grab the pen from

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NSA Assures Obama Americans Still In Opposition to Strike on Syria

    NSA Assures Obama Americans Still In Opposition to Strike on Syria

A concerned NSA intern faces losing his job after he thoughtfully cobbled together and sent to the White House a

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Al Qaeda Let Down, Frustrated by Obama’s Delayed US Strikes

    Al Qaeda Let Down, Frustrated by Obama’s Delayed US Strikes

PULP WIRE SYRIA — Al Qaeda rebel forces fighting in the Free Syrian Army expressed their disbelief about Washington’s dithering

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George Bush Struggles To Comprehend Bradley Chelsea Manning’s Transgender Reality

    George Bush Struggles To Comprehend Bradley Chelsea Manning’s Transgender Reality

PULP WIRE Former president George W Bush was quite baffled about the gender identity disorder espoused by WikiLeaks leaker, Bradley

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Soldiers Teach Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Tricks

    Soldiers Teach Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Tricks

PULP WIRE As Guantanamo Bay’s soldiers, guards, and abused prisoners sink into deep depression, one aspect of the highly illegal black prison keeps everyone’s spirit afloat. The commanding officers at

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