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Meditating Man Calmly Sits Through Fatal House Fire

    Meditating Man Calmly Sits Through Fatal House Fire

PULP WIRE CLEVELAND, OH – A shocked community remembers a man who could go into such an impressively deep meditation that he couldn’t be roused for many minutes, and sometimes

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Goldman Sachs CEO Does the Math, Realizes He Really Is An Asshole

    Goldman Sachs CEO Does the Math, Realizes He Really Is An Asshole

PULP WIRE In an open letter to the world, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein says he read the complaints about him, did the math, and was surprised to find that

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US Troops Adopt Afghanistan Pets After Families Are Killed By War

    US Troops Adopt Afghanistan Pets After Families Are Killed By War

PULP WIRE KABUL, Afghanistan — Nobody knows what her name is, but the black and brown spots covering her off-white coat was enough to make Pvt. Javon Deheard take pity

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New Guided Meditation Leads Listeners Through Satisfying Torture Scenarios Of Unpopular US Congressmen

    New Guided Meditation Leads Listeners Through Satisfying Torture Scenarios Of Unpopular US Congressmen

PULP WIRE With the sequester in place, a dead economy, millions of Americans out of work and without hope, and a self-destructive government, you almost had to know it was

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9/11 Toy Model Sparks Controversy

    9/11 Toy Model Sparks Controversy

Jordan Nilsbud thought he stumbled upon a darn cool idea one morning when he was making his ritualistic cup of

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William and Kate’s baby to get surprising name

DEAR DIRTY EXCLUSIVE PULP WIRE Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, have finally given birth to the royals’

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George Zimmerman Ready To Get Back Out There

It’s hardly been twenty-four hours since the controversial Trayvon Martin trial has wrapped up, but sources close to the defendant

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Awaiting the Worst: Officials Fear John McCain Given Death Tap in Syria

    Awaiting the Worst: Officials Fear John McCain Given Death Tap in Syria

PULP WIRE Senator John McCain made headlines when he sneaked across Turkey’s border into Syria to meet with the leaders

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FBI Suspects ‘Gun Kata’ Used In Tsarnaev’s Epic Police Battle

    FBI Suspects ‘Gun Kata’ Used In Tsarnaev’s Epic Police Battle

PULP WIRE WATERTOWN, MA – While nobody watching the early morning pursuit of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects could deny

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Cracked Charles Manson Hollywood Star Gets Replaced

    Cracked Charles Manson Hollywood Star Gets Replaced

PULP WIRE HOLLYWOOD – After a firestorm of controversy in the summer of 2011 that resulted in a petition at Change.org and a trending Twitter hashtag, the Charles Manson star on the

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