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From Clown to Congress: Sen Rand Paul Admits He Used To Be Ronald McDonald

    From Clown to Congress: Sen Rand Paul Admits He Used To Be Ronald McDonald

PULP WIRE Many savvy Internet sleuths thought the junior senator from Kentucky bore a basic resemblance to McDonald’s most famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, but after multiple allegations and a few

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Navy SEAL Admires Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Superhuman Combat Skills

    Navy SEAL Admires Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Superhuman Combat Skills

PULP WIRE As news of rapid shooting and explosions were reported very early Friday night, the Boston Marathon Bombing story turned crazier and more surreal every minute. With Boston on

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Ten Year Old Girl from Afghanistan Will Pray for Kobe Bryant, Says, ‘I Know What It’s Like To Have Only One Leg’

    Ten Year Old Girl from Afghanistan Will Pray for Kobe Bryant, Says, ‘I Know What It’s Like To Have Only One Leg’

PULP WIRE AFGHANISTAN – Little Aaseya Nadir, a charming ten-year old from Afghanistan with sparkling eyes and long, curly hair, says she’s got a special message for one of the

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After Nasty Hoax, Famous Televangelist Joel Osteen To Receive ‘Whitest Teeth Award’

    After Nasty Hoax, Famous Televangelist Joel Osteen To Receive ‘Whitest Teeth Award’

The headlines sent a jolt around the world. ‘Pastor of mega church resigns’ and ‘Famous preacher rejects faith’. Televangelist Joel Osteen supposedly renounced his faith late last week, leaving his

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Downtown Los Angeles Tuberculosis Outbreak Lends Resurgence to Poet John Keats

    Downtown Los Angeles Tuberculosis Outbreak Lends Resurgence to Poet John Keats

LOS ANGELES – A highly-evolved strain of tuberculosis has spread in downtown Los Angeles’ skid row district,and is threatening the

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CIA Amasses Largest Collection Of Pornography In The Free World

    CIA Amasses Largest Collection Of Pornography In The Free World

PULP WIRE NEW YORK – Standing before the GigaOM’s Structure:Data conference in New York, the Central Intelligece Agency’s chief technology

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North Korea Delivers Message of Instigation, ‘Pyongyang Style’

    North Korea Delivers Message of Instigation, ‘Pyongyang Style’

PULP WIRE PYONGYANG – In response to strengthened sanctions in light of North Korea’s latest rocket launch, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un

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LAPD Seeking Clues In Case of ‘Red Light’ Tire Shooter

    LAPD Seeking Clues In Case of ‘Red Light’ Tire Shooter

PULP WIRE If you’re a driver in Los Angeles who likes to push the yellow light and sometimes blow the

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Pope Francis Caught In Grueling Act of Self-Flagellation

    Pope Francis Caught In Grueling Act of Self-Flagellation

PULP WIRE VATICAN CITY — As details leaked out about the Spartan lifestyle of former Argentinian archbishop, Jorge Bergoglio, who

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‘One Of The Hardest Things I’ve Been Through’: Beyoncé Tells Oprah About How Satan Took Her First Child

    ‘One Of The Hardest Things I’ve Been Through’: Beyoncé Tells Oprah About How Satan Took Her First Child

Beyoncé opened up about her miscarriage on “Oprah’s Next Channel”, and admitted that Satan had actually taken her first child. What the darkest angel had done with Beyoncé’s child, neither

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