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George Bush Struggles To Comprehend Bradley Chelsea Manning’s Transgender Reality

George Bush Struggles To Comprehend Bradley Chelsea Manning’s Transgender Reality
August 23
20:44 2013

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Former president George W Bush was quite baffled about the gender identity disorder espoused by WikiLeaks leaker, Bradley Manning. After being sentenced to a maximum of 35 years in prison, which includes the time he served sitting in his underwear while in solitary confinement, Manning announced that for the rest of his life, he was going to be a female.

As I transition into the next phase of my life, I want everyone to know the real me,” he said in a statement. “I am Chelsea Manning. I am female. Given the way I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible.”

The Army quickly said that it does not administer hormone therapy, nor does it assist in sexual-realignment to help folks with their gender identity disorder.

George Bush Jr was asked by a reporter who was visiting the Texas home of the former president about Manning’s decision. The reporter had been there to document how Bush Jr was recovering from his recent heart surgery, but the two drifted into recent events, which brought Bradley, Chelsea Manning into the mix.

“I don’t think two ways about it,” the former president said, and smiled. He was holding a glass of iced tea and was casually laid back in an overstuffed chair next to his fireplace. “I don’t know how anybody can be confused about his gender.” Bush raised his shoulders to show his dismay.

“Kinda makes my skin crawl,” he said. “Transient-gendered. Or, what do they call it?” he asked and smiled. “One of them transcent-gendered folks. Transcuent, I mean. No, that ain’t right. Transnet-gendered.”

The reporter, kind enough not to step in, let Bush figure it out.

“Transcellular. Transcurrent? Transapient-gendered. Either way,” Bush finally summed up, “I don’t understand how anybody can have that boy-girl confusion. When you don’t know what the good Lord gave you the first time.”

In short, former president Bush is enjoying a speedy recover and has been getting stronger each day by walking with former First Lady Laura. The interview, which will be aired in the middle of next month, will have in the background the jar holding the heart of Osama bin Laden; the controversial gift from Barack Obama to Bush Jr as a symbol of peace between two presidents.

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