Dear Dirty Newswire LOS ANGELES — Military officials handed out (Rocket-Propelled-Grenade Launchers) RPGs and a simple list of instructions to a handful of responsible Angelenos Wednesday afternoon as they
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Mitt Romney has spent an unbelievable amount of money in Florida to recapture his lead over Newt Gingrich. The Huffington Post reports: The biggest spender in Florida — the most expensive
Adam Michael Luebke Natl Correspondent, Los Angeles NBC has ordered the Mitt Romney campaign to remove an ad showing Tom Brokaw from 1997 preaching about Newt Gingrich’s ethics hypocrisy. Tom
Dear Dirty Newswire LADY LAKE, Fla. — In the late hours of the night, Newt Gingrich reportedly copulated with Rick
Adam Michael Luebke Natl Correspondent, Los AngelesIf you’re paying attention to the escalating tension between Iran and the United States,
By now the news of our Marines urinating on corpses is being discussed in America’s churches and bars. Some Americans
Dear Dirty Newswire The USS Carl Vinson was mysteriously capsized early Saturday morning as it entered the Strait of Hormuz.
A fourth Iranian nuclear scientist was assassinated, but who’s doing the killing? No terrorist network has claimed the deadly attack,


