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Herman Cain Hired By Fox News Under One Condition

    Herman Cain Hired By Fox News Under One Condition

PULP WIRE When Fox News offered a contributor’s position to Herman Cain on Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network, they offered it on one condition: that Cain “thoroughly and

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Hollywood Planning to Release Dorner Movie

    Hollywood Planning to Release Dorner Movie

PULP WIRE [UPDATE: Christopher Dorner’s remains were identified in the burnt out cabin, which caught fire after the Los Angeles and Riverside Police Departments shot incendiary gas canisters inside. Despite

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Toughest Sheriff On Earth to Hunt Down Alleged Obama Doubles

    Toughest Sheriff On Earth to Hunt Down Alleged Obama Doubles

PULP WIRE AZ – Sheriff Joe Arpaio, known for his iron fist and steel spine, has apparently been spending his post-holiday season chasing the facts and details about a little reported

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IBM’s Watson Supercomputer Weaves A Tapestry Of Invective

    IBM’s Watson Supercomputer Weaves A Tapestry Of Invective

PULP WIRE ARMONK, N.Y. – For all its intelligence, Watson – IBM’s famed Jeopardy-winning supercomputer – discovered a newfound penchant for profanity. Researchers arriving to work Thursday morning were greeted by

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Deacon White Doping Controversy

    Deacon White Doping Controversy

PULP WIRE COOPERSTOWN, NY — Little more than a month after his posthumous induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame was

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BUSTED: George Bush Jr, an Intelligent Chimp, & the Secret Plot to Artificially Inseminate

    BUSTED: George Bush Jr, an Intelligent Chimp, & the Secret Plot to Artificially Inseminate

CRAWFORD, TX – One of former president George W. Bush’s longtime butlers is presumably out of a job tonight, and

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Creators of Agent Orange Engineering ‘Always Soft’ Ice Cream

    Creators of Agent Orange Engineering ‘Always Soft’ Ice Cream

CREVE COEUR, MO — From the makers of Agent Orange, DDT, and Bt cotton, potatoes, and soybeans comes a new

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Dark Indistinguishable Figure Said to be Lingering in Bush’s Hospital Room

    Dark Indistinguishable Figure Said to be Lingering in Bush’s Hospital Room

PULP WIRE HOUSTON – Former president George H.W. Bush has been hospitalized since November 23 with what is being called

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President Obama Spotted In Two Places At Once

    President Obama Spotted In Two Places At Once

PULP WIRE HAWAII / WASHINGTON – Is President Obama really in Washington? He was slated to arrive at the White House

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After Sandy Hook Shooting, White House Lays Out Who Is Eligible For Teary Press Conference

    After Sandy Hook Shooting, White House Lays Out Who Is Eligible For Teary Press Conference

ASSOCIATED PULP WASHINGTON – Are other countries jealous of President Obama’s heartfelt response to the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary? After a petition from Yemen gained prominence online, the White

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