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Ramadan Reject: Newt Gingrich Passes Out at Multicultural Event

    Ramadan Reject: Newt Gingrich Passes Out at Multicultural Event

ASSOCIATED PULP WASHINGTON DC – At a small cross-cultural celebration thrown by one of Newt Gingrich’s old lobbyist friends, reports are surfacing that the former Speaker of the House passed

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Gingrich Discusses Russia & Ukraine from CNN, the Home of Wiped Out Politicians

    Gingrich Discusses Russia & Ukraine from CNN, the Home of Wiped Out Politicians

Newt Gingrich, former GOP presidential candidate and Speaker of the House, dusted off the old history textbooks and regained his status as America’s sloppiest professor by writing a short and

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Gingrich’s Godlessness: An Obvious Irony

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles by Boris Rasin Newt Gingrich is tying the Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting to the act of removing God from schools and public places. His words:

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Flirting with John Edwards

Dear Dirty America, here’s a bit of lighthearted news, in comparison to other news of a crashing European economy, and a soon-to-follow American one. You see, while the global bankers

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Newt Gingrich Spotted Stumbling Along Old US Route 50

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE ARLINGTON, VA — Newt Gingrich was spotted aimlessly walking along old US Route 50 early this morning.

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Newt Gingrich Dines & Dashes from McDonald’s

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Credit: Gage Skidmore HARRISBURGH, PA — The Newt Gingrich campaign train has spent too much money and

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Newt Gingrich Unleashes Black Magic on Romney Campaign: Late Night Fistfight Ensues

Dear Dirty Newswire TAMPA, Fla — Newt Gingrich pulled out all the stops against Mitt Romney while on the exhausting

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Does Voting for Mitt Romney Make Us Think We’ll Be Rich Too?

Mitt Romney has spent an unbelievable amount of money in Florida to recapture his lead over Newt Gingrich. The Huffington

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Newt Gingrich Rapes Rick Santorum’s Wife, but She’ll Make the Best of A Bad Situation

Dear Dirty Newswire LADY LAKE, Fla. — In the late hours of the night, Newt Gingrich reportedly copulated with Rick

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Karl Rove Henchmen Thought to Be Behind Gingrich Castration

Dear Dirty NewswireIOWA — Newt Gingrich has allegedly checked into an undisclosed hospital in Iowa after Karl Rove’s henchmen cut

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