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Impaled Pigeon Gives LA Fire Dept Chance to Redeem Response Times

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE LOS ANGELES — Witnesses are commending local police and fire departments on a job well done Friday morning. Police assisted paramedics in freeing an impaled pigeon from

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Young Iraqis Send Ailing Dick Cheney Online Get Well Soon Message from Baghdad

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Iraqi boys, from 2003, just before Baghdad was bombed, now as young men wishing Dick Cheney a speedy recovery A seasoned playwright couldn’t pen a more touching

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Dick Cheney Alleged Toenail Suggests Further Transformation Into A Pig

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Photo of a hoof-like toenail alleged to be Dick Cheney’s JACKSON, WY — The Cheney family still hasn’t delivered an official statement, held a press conference, or

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GW Bush Offers Dick Cheney Osama bin Laden’s Old Heart for Transplant

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE TEXAS — Former president George W Bush offered his condolences to his former vice president’s struggles with his heart transplant. He assured the family that he and

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Obama Admits Gay Marriage Stance Came from Wild Dream

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE WASHINGTON — Barack Obama leveled with America about the peculiar event that truly changed his mind about

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SHOCKING: Dick Cheney’s Doctor Makes Startling Admission

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE JACKSON, WY — Dick Cheney’s primary doctor was forced into the harsh spotlight this morning with confused

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Dick Cheney Caught Acting Like Farm Animal: Recent Heart Transplant Suspected

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE [This news story has significantly developed since first breaking. Please click here for latest] [UPDATED BELOW] JACKSON,

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Newt Gingrich Spotted Stumbling Along Old US Route 50

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE ARLINGTON, VA — Newt Gingrich was spotted aimlessly walking along old US Route 50 early this morning.

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Bilderberg 2012 Blogging Contest: Are the World’s Elites Water Rats or Leading Citizens?

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Credit: Raro42 UNKNOWN, GLOBAL — The highly secretive Bilderberg meetings have received widespread press in the past few

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Newt Gingrich Dines & Dashes from McDonald’s

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Credit: Gage Skidmore HARRISBURGH, PA — The Newt Gingrich campaign train has spent too much money and is now, reportedly, broke. After bouncing a $500 check to

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