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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Series Of Aneurysms

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Series Of Aneurysms

PULP WIRE BURBANK – One horror seems to follow another this weekend, with seven reported deaths across America and two in Australia during or immediately following screenings of the first

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White House Caught ‘Testing Product’ Before Cracking Down On Marijuana States

    White House Caught ‘Testing Product’ Before Cracking Down On Marijuana States

PULP WIRE WASHINGTON – White House spokesman Jay Carney leveled with members of the press corps about the recent fiasco that had Republican John Boehner storming out of the White

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‘This Bird Will Die’; Critics Unfairly Condemn Precocious Child Photographer

    ‘This Bird Will Die’; Critics Unfairly Condemn Precocious Child Photographer

PULP WIRE Bahmfauk, IA – Worshington Elementary School is in hot water today over the controversial front page of its latest school publication, the Patriot Post. The shocking photo of

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New Israeli Settlement Converts Groves Into Garden

    New Israeli Settlement Converts Groves Into Garden

PULP WIRE JERUSALEM — The international furor over expanding Israeli settlements in occupied Palestinian territory took a new turn with the proposed construction of an Olive Garden in the disputed zone. Ancillary to

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Conservatol® Trials Fail; Right Pushes For Minority Status

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE NEW YORK — In another political disappointment, on Wednesday the long-awaited test results for Conservatol®have been deemed

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Romney Fires Back At Obama’s Comments: "Well, He’s A N-gger"

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE OHIO — Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney took his blunt criticisms of President Obama to a new

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Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

    Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENORFOLK, VA — Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, recently chosen by Mitt Romney as his vice presidential running mate,

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Smithsonian Institute Decides to Preserve Limbaugh

Dan Rudy   WASHINGTON DC[i] After months of talks, the Smithsonian Institution has finally come to an agreement with media

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Jobs Report Inflated by Hundreds of Temp Positions Hired by Chick-fil-A

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE (editor’s note: the Newswire feed spits out its own stories, and DDA publishes them faithfully. DDA does

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Poll: 74% of Americans Would Risk Alien Invasion for New Government & Fresh Start

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE In a recent poll taken by experts in Washington, the end results produced a startling conclusion that is baffling pundits. The poll results were never meant to

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