ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 Peculiarly Useful So-Called Poems) At night, downtown is lit up, active cars on the grid at cross-purposes— clubs, drinking, laughter, mating mutual lust or, without
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It seems imperative for any website worth visiting to have a fresh 9/11 anniversary article every year. Rather than grind out another one for this 2013 anniversary, I’d rather showcase
My Ghetto Tracker app kept steering me around the outskirts of Hollywood. I was looking for an adept psychic. I needed counsel. But goddammit! I said to my smartphone, I’ve
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE When John Kerry continues to harass the American people and their representatives into war, and goes on
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Lindsey Graham is warning America that if we don’t bomb Syria, America very well might get nuked. That nuclear device
A concerned NSA intern faces losing his job after he thoughtfully cobbled together and sent to the White House a
Why are these bastards so desperate? It is eerie to listen to John Kerry ramble on like a harried university
JOHN BENNETT “All day I face the barren waste, without the taste of water…” Sons of the Pioneers, circa 1947


