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North Dakotans to Blast Spying Predator Drones Out of the Sky

Dear Dirty Newswire –NORTH DAKOTA A coalition of wealthy and concerned North Dakota citizens say they have teamed up to build a series of anti-aircraft artillery to counteract the expanded

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Bank of America Commits Suicide

Dear Dirty NewswireCHARLOTTE — Police are remaining tight-lipped about the gory suicide of the country’s second largest multinational banking and financial services corporation, Bank of America. The suicide was reported

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Mitt Romney Wakes Up with Two Heads

Dear Dirty NewswireNEW HAMPSHIRE — Mitt Romney’s campaign took a day off during a hectic campaigning schedule. The slick GOP candidate woke up with two heads, it has been reported.

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George Bush Going on Bombing Mission in Afghanistan

Dear Dirty NewswireFormer president George W Bush has announced his 2011 Christmas plans: to get strapped into an F102A fighter jet and carry out a bombing mission in Northern Afghanistan.

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Americans Scared Now that Indefinite Detention Isn’t Just for Muslims Any Longer

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKENat CorrespondentLos Angeles, CA When Congress passed the NDAA bill, many Americans thought that nasty little bit about

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Karl Rove Henchmen Thought to Be Behind Gingrich Castration

Dear Dirty NewswireIOWA — Newt Gingrich has allegedly checked into an undisclosed hospital in Iowa after Karl Rove’s henchmen cut

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Forever 21 to Change Name to Forever 42

Dear Dirty Newswire photo by Roger Price Forever 21 CEO Do Won Chang released a statement today that his infamous fashion

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Herman Cain Desires New Beginnings with Wig

Dear Dirty NewswireHerman Cain’s rise to the top of the GOP presidential race contenders was short-lived. After multiple women came

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Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

  Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

A man in Koreatown, Los Angeles is claiming to be behind the rapidly spreading protestation that includes willfully shitting your

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Screwing the Wound Blown Into the Side of Uncle Sam’s Head

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE  Natl Correspondent Los Angeles, CAI feel like a human sloth. I’m terrified that some psychopath who is

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