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Beating It To Death In A Coffin

    Beating It To Death In A Coffin

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE When John Kerry continues to harass the American people and their representatives into war, and goes on about how Syria’s Assad must be stopped, otherwise the indiscriminate

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Bank of America Awards Fraudulence, Let the Old Utah Gentlemen’s Firing Squad Handle It

    Bank of America Awards Fraudulence, Let the Old Utah Gentlemen’s Firing Squad Handle It

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I don’t think enough attention has been paid to the following news story. It indicates the colossal mess humanity is in. We’ve become a throng

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Overloading the NSA’s Data Center With Shoddy Blog Posts

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles When the NSA’s data center overloads, it might look something like this Why do you write so much? Couldn’t some of those ideas be boiled

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MSNBC’s Horrible, Horrible News? But It Was Expected

It’s a cute, unassuming logo, but the peacock’s feathers have been ruffled. All right, the news isn’t that terrible. It’s obvious and expected. MSNBC is losing viewers at an astonishing

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On Hubert Humdinger, the Forgotten Exiled Cultural Philosopher

  On Hubert Humdinger, the Forgotten Exiled Cultural Philosopher

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I NEED MORE HUMDINGER! That was the anonymous comment left on an article I’d written over a

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Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

  Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENORFOLK, VA — Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, recently chosen by Mitt Romney as his vice presidential running mate,

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Poll: 74% of Americans Would Risk Alien Invasion for New Government & Fresh Start

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE In a recent poll taken by experts in Washington, the end results produced a startling conclusion that

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New Bomb Named After Katy Perry: "Loud & Able To Destroy A Culture In 3 Minutes"

  New Bomb Named After Katy Perry: "Loud & Able To Destroy A Culture In 3 Minutes"

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Top military officials have leaked information about the newest weapon to be developed behind the Pentagon’s tightly

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Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal

  Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal

(see the companion article, Improvements in health the reason Queen Elizabeth II feasts on young blood) WINDSOR CASTLE — Known as

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Lt John Pike Kidnapped: Thunder Overhead Claims Responsibility

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREVery few reports have surfaced about UC Davis policeman, LT John Pike, being kidnapped, but the rumors seem

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