DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENORFOLK, VA — Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, recently chosen by Mitt Romney as his vice presidential running mate, both confused and dazzled possible voters with his deft use
- Russia Looks To Curry Favor with US Over Edward Snowden BLAKE TARENWALD JR (Blake is DDA’s first intern. He will be covering politics and news for DDA. Please respect his opinions, and be gentle with him as he earns his chops....
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DDA Fareed Zakaria isn’t a great journalist, and he’s not an impressive thinker, but he does know about being economical with the time he spends writing columns. Here’s the scoop:
Google’s advertisement atop my email account simply said: You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil. Have they been reading my work at Dear Dirty America? Or
Dan Rudy WASHINGTON DC[i] After months of talks, the Smithsonian Institution has finally come to an agreement with media giant Premiere Networks, which will allow America’s largest museum body
CONOR MATTHEWS from Ireland to Los Angeles THE NEWEST AMERICAN (pt II) — We the People see pt 1 Falling
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Plenty of news headlines pumped up a minor occurrence about Hillary Clinton being attacked by
DDA (editor’s note: this article has three sections below: 1) Is the problem with guns? 2) How would America ban
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Jonah Huibers, a Dutch millionaire, built an ark according to the measurements found in the
ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 Peculiarly Useful So-Called Poems) Some see how what nearly everyone is doing comes to nothing
DONALD O’DONOVAN (excerpt Orgasmo, find the book here) Brunsvigga is here with us now, one of the androgynous doyennes of the


