JOHN BENNETT (spawned by Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story) Look beyond the obvious for the answers.Look past the dreams of your forefathers into their monkey brain deeper into the reptilian brain
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I hate to kick a politician when he’s down or, for this matter, when he’s perpetually “up”. Up in the mayoral race polls. Up in the public’s image of his
DEAR DIRTY EXCLUSIVE PULP WIRE Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, have finally given birth to the royals’ much anticipated progeny. The baby boy, weighing in at eight
BRADLEY MASON HAMLIN Listening to Nat King Cole on a beat up jazz piano record sipping vodka-rum on ice wondering
O! the outrage. At seeing the alleged Boston bomber’s face on the latest issue of Rolling Stone has sent people shivering
He’ll want a wig that doesn’t draw too much attention Ironically, George Zimmerman, riding high off of a “not guilty”
Realize the potential of freedom, the Charles Koch foundation tells us with its new advertisement, which boasts that if you


