Dan Rudy – Portland Well my dearly fellow Dirty Americans, looking ten years on… ten years upon the still-stagnant blank mark that remains Ground Zero. That we discovered a schooner
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After 9/11, 2001 America should have panicked for three days, and on the fourth day rested. On the fifth day America should have soberly announced that they’d been gruesomely attacked
The Laughing Heart, by Charles Bukowski:your life is your life don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there are ways out. there is a light
DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIREBank of America, in a rather startling twist to their normal demeanor, announced Friday afternoon that they’d be treating every American to one half-an-hour massage. The claim looks
One reader, who is also a writer, comments: As a faithful reader, I wish you had given me a little heads-up
From CBS News: U.S. officials said Thursday they were investigating a detailed al Qaeda car bomb plot aimed at bridges
Olesachem Everybody should have an old bottle atop their bookshelf, or kitchen table. You might stick flowers in your old
I never knew what the word ‘fuckstick’ meant, even though I’d occasionally laughed out loud (lol) from time to time
Gordon C. Chang writes: A retired Chinese general recently revealed that his country might be planning a surprise missile attack
Dealing with a deficit like America’s, there’s no real way to pay that down. The only option: a new currency.


