The Old Bottle
September 08
15:38
2011
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| Olesachem |
Everybody should have an old bottle atop their bookshelf, or kitchen table. You might stick flowers in your old bottle — freshly cut daffodils, maybe. You don’t have to use this particular bottle, but one similar. If you find a bottle too new, like something from Target, you will come off as boring and kitschy. If you choose a bottle that is too old and vintage, the bottle will say you are pretentious to be flaunting such an obviously-aged, yet trendy antique.
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