Dear Dirty America


The Old Bottle

September 08
15:38 2011

Everybody should have an old bottle atop their bookshelf, or kitchen table. You might stick flowers in your old bottle — freshly cut daffodils, maybe. You don’t have to use this particular bottle, but one similar. If you find a bottle too new, like something from Target, you will come off as boring and kitschy. If you choose a bottle that is too old and vintage, the bottle will say you are pretentious to be flaunting such an obviously-aged, yet trendy antique.

But finding a bottle that is just right is what life is all about.


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  1. Michael Segers
    Michael Segers September 09, 17:37

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