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The Fabulously Insane World of Donald Trump

    The Fabulously Insane World of Donald Trump

MICHAEL J BLAIR  Perthshire Scotland When logic is no longer needed, and common sense is just a wisp of smoke disappearing through a slightly open window, this is pretty much

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Congress Plays Soggy Biscuits with the Economy, Stupid

    Congress Plays Soggy Biscuits with the Economy, Stupid

DAN RUDY What an unbridled shingle of shit this congressional session has turned out to be, dear and dirty patriotic chums of mine. Would that mine eyes be plucked from

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After Sandy Hook Shooting, White House Lays Out Who Is Eligible For Teary Press Conference

    After Sandy Hook Shooting, White House Lays Out Who Is Eligible For Teary Press Conference

ASSOCIATED PULP WASHINGTON – Are other countries jealous of President Obama’s heartfelt response to the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary? After a petition from Yemen gained prominence online, the White

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White House Caught ‘Testing Product’ Before Cracking Down On Marijuana States

    White House Caught ‘Testing Product’ Before Cracking Down On Marijuana States

PULP WIRE WASHINGTON – White House spokesman Jay Carney leveled with members of the press corps about the recent fiasco that had Republican John Boehner storming out of the White

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2300 Page Healthcare Bill Said to Be Post Modernist & Self Referential

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE (dedicated to sluffabout) WASHINGTON DC — How will Barack Obama sell his healthcare bill to scores of

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New Report Suggests Families Have Dinner Every Other Night to Cut Costs

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Harold Binkler not shown, was doing an interview at the time the picture was taken WASHINGTON — A

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A Guy Named Thomas Jefferson

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Jefferson helped draft the Declaration of Independence. And now he’s prowling the White House because

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Goldman Sachs Buys White House from Bankrupt America

Dear Dirty Newswire In a hushed deal made in the early morning hours, the White House was officially sold to

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Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

  Man Shits Pants & Sends Underwear to Obama

A man in Koreatown, Los Angeles is claiming to be behind the rapidly spreading protestation that includes willfully shitting your

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The Ghost of Thomas Jefferson Reported Creeping Around White House

Dear Dirty NewswireWASHINGTON — Never have conservatives and Tea Party types been so enthused to hear the strange report coming

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