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Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Talks Free Healthcare

    Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Talks Free Healthcare

I thought Lyle Shove-It would still be shaking from the high-powered espresso drink I bought him last week, but instead he sat quietly, with the qualities of a mountain, on

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Popular Community Bank Advertising Makes Primal Plea

    Popular Community Bank Advertising Makes Primal Plea

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Despite the popular push by Occupy Wall Street to move our money out of the big mega banks and into better-managed, more honest community banks and credit

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Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Causes Commotion In Local Coffee Shop

    Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Causes Commotion In Local Coffee Shop

I hadn’t seen Hollywood’s most famous bum and oracle, Lyle Shove-It, since this summer’s NSA scandal. He’d pushed in his shopping cart his entire accumulation of material possessions. The shopping

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Los Angeles Vigilante Doles Out Justice To Red Light Runners

    Los Angeles Vigilante Doles Out Justice To Red Light Runners

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I thought you’d need a bigger gun, I said, as he pulled out a dulled and dinged .22 pistol. He had it in his dusty

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Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

    Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

My Ghetto Tracker app kept steering me around the outskirts of Hollywood. I was looking for an adept psychic. I

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Los Angeles Pygmalion Creates Perfect Woman

    Los Angeles Pygmalion Creates Perfect Woman

Pygmalion lives. Galatea has been crafted. Kind of. Although the story is less magical than Ovid’s tale. [The video is

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How Bill Hicks Nearly Saved America from the Miley Cyrus VMA Performance

    How Bill Hicks Nearly Saved America from the Miley Cyrus VMA Performance

Had comedian Bill Hicks been allowed to carry out his TV show “Let’s Hunt & Kill Billy Ray Cyrus”, America

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An Inevitable Market For HIV-Positive American Porn

    An Inevitable Market For HIV-Positive American Porn

I’m sure by now you’ve heard the alarming news that a Los Angeles porn star named Cameron Bay has tested

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Did You Hear It On NPR? Young Professionals Share What They Know Over Drinks

    Did You Hear It On NPR? Young Professionals Share What They Know Over Drinks

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Not more than a few days ago, I was doing a bit of late-night dining

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The Way We Were

    The Way We Were

JOHN BENNETT I remember a time when a bar code had to do with how you behaved in a bar, and scanning was what you did when you were on the lookout

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