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Is This What We Cleared Out the Native Americans For?

Imagine what kinds of animals and people used to tread over this land, and now look what we’ve become: a bunch of headbangers who have mastered the art of swiftly

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Lyle Shove-It, Famous Hollywood Bum & Oracle, Fears Not NSA Surveillance Programs

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I’m not sure why I stopped accessing the free council of Hollywood’s most famous bum and oracle, but the repeated scandals and invasions of privacy

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Shell Ferrari: The Bright Yellow Extension Of His Manhood

    Shell Ferrari: The Bright Yellow Extension Of His Manhood

(UPDATE: The owner of this yellow Ferrari also owns a lipstick red Maserati. How many other top-shelf luxury vehicles does he own? And how does this change his perspective on life?

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Los Angeles Filmaker’s Abercrombie & Fitch "Rebranding" Turns Into Downtown Debacle

    Los Angeles Filmaker’s Abercrombie & Fitch "Rebranding" Turns Into Downtown Debacle

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles (editor’s note: I didn’t get to snap a picture, as it didn’t seem like the proper thing to do at the time, so instead there

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Get To The Corner! Chris Rock From A Parallel Universe

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles photo by planetc1 The same grungy black dude strolls up to Tierra Mia coffee on Spring

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For How Much Money Will the Toothless Kardashian Carp Go?

Fried carp (with Kardashian molecules?) photo by Ludek It’s refreshing to hear about very rich and famous people, who are very

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Big Deals At Walmart: Speculation On Future Products & the Harm of Anti-Perspirants

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles (editor’s note: there is an intriguing Old Spice commercial below that details the frightening effects of

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Los Angeles Festival of Books: Too Many To Read

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles photo by Kent Kanouse Lest you get full of the other stuff first A small black

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Music Critic Looks Down Upon Local Music Scene After Out-Of-Body Experience

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Up, up, and away…somewhere I hadn’t seen my music critic friend for nearly two years.

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The Hummingbird Drone Justifies Strange, Irrational Behavior In Responsible Members Of Society

    The Hummingbird Drone Justifies Strange, Irrational Behavior In Responsible Members Of Society

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I’d never suspected the shimmery green and blue hummingbird that hovered beside my kitchen window to actually mean me any harm. That would be considered

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