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Walking the 405 Freeway; How A Good Pair of Shoes Can Make You Faster

    Walking the 405 Freeway; How A Good Pair of Shoes Can Make You Faster

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I don’t know about the actual laws on the books, but supposedly it’s forbidden to take a walk on the 405 freeway. Yet someone had

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Switching Out One Robot for Another: Billionaire CEO Looks Forward to Lame Future

    Switching Out One Robot for Another: Billionaire CEO Looks Forward to Lame Future

I won’t tell you which private security firm the man with a limp was from, as I am not one to inflict unnecessary harm on any undeserving entity. It doesn’t

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No More Savage Transphobic Slurs, Not One More Insulted Person

    No More Savage Transphobic Slurs, Not One More Insulted Person

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles The day was warm with a sluggish breeze, and every seat at every table outside the coffee shop was occupied. Little did anyone expect there

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Thor, the Dark World of CIA Movie Programming, Or So I Tell One Rube

    Thor, the Dark World of CIA Movie Programming, Or So I Tell One Rube

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE The tall, lean black dude with the shiny bald head was getting a little agitated as he stood in a long line at the coffee shop waiting

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Google Glass Scuffle in LA: ‘You Wannabe, One-Eyed Antichrist’

    Google Glass Scuffle in LA: ‘You Wannabe, One-Eyed Antichrist’

…the Antichrist would come, “a man blind in his right eye in which all light is extinguished, even as it

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The Karmic Opportunities of Barack Obama

    The Karmic Opportunities of Barack Obama

The president’s approval rating is at a dismal 41 percent. One a rare cloudy Los Angeles day, that seems rather

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When Robots Write Headlines: Earthquake Rattles Shaky LA Conversations

    When Robots Write Headlines: Earthquake Rattles Shaky LA Conversations

When an earthquake of 3.5-magnitude or above disturbs Los Angeles, everybody talks about it. The teller at the bank will

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California Broken Into Six States: One Venture Capitalist Plans the Future

    California Broken Into Six States: One Venture Capitalist Plans the Future

A Republican investor from Silicon Valley is opening up his pocketbook in an attempt to break California into pieces. Imagine

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A Controversial Way to Ease California’s Water Shortage

    A Controversial Way to Ease California’s Water Shortage

My spiritualist called me from the police station to say he’d appreciate a ride home. “Apparently nobody’s taking this California

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The E-Cigarette for Fast Food: Kick Your Bad Diet

    The E-Cigarette for Fast Food: Kick Your Bad Diet

The man sitting on the bench held in his pudgy hand a finely crafted stick of what looked like polished wood. He lifted the end of the piece to his

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