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A Controversial Way to Ease California’s Water Shortage

    A Controversial Way to Ease California’s Water Shortage

My spiritualist called me from the police station to say he’d appreciate a ride home. “Apparently nobody’s taking this California drought issue too seriously. Am I the only one?” he

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The E-Cigarette for Fast Food: Kick Your Bad Diet

    The E-Cigarette for Fast Food: Kick Your Bad Diet

The man sitting on the bench held in his pudgy hand a finely crafted stick of what looked like polished wood. He lifted the end of the piece to his

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Water Shortage or Not, California’s Tap Water Is Dead — Are You Drinking Dead Tap Liquid?

    Water Shortage or Not, California’s Tap Water Is Dead — Are You Drinking Dead Tap Liquid?

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles          “This powerful writing on water that you’ve been doing is nothing short of Pulitzer Prize material…” –Hubert Humdinger, exiled cultural philosopher,

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Primitive Desires Easily Flared with Wide-Stance Walking

    Primitive Desires Easily Flared with Wide-Stance Walking

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Like everybody else, I made powerful New Year’s resolutions, such as taking a new multivitamin to enhance my mood, and brushing my teeth with less pressure

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Koreatown Man Blasts Global Warming: “The Sun’s Cooling & I Can’t Get A F*cking Tan!”

    Koreatown Man Blasts Global Warming: “The Sun’s Cooling & I Can’t Get A F*cking Tan!”

One man in Koreatown, Los Angeles, says he’s been a good liberal his entire life, but lately it’s awfully difficult

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Texting & Driving In Los Angeles Triggers the Destroyer In Me

    Texting & Driving In Los Angeles Triggers the Destroyer In Me

“I really wish I knew why I’d done some of the things I’ve done over the years. I don’t know

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Former Iraqi Dictator Lives: Saddam Hussein Seen Zipping Around Los Angeles

    Former Iraqi Dictator Lives: Saddam Hussein Seen Zipping Around Los Angeles

It’s for good reason that Southern Californians overwhelmingly believe that Saddam Hussein, the former gluttonous dictator of Iraq, is still

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Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Tosses Off Importance of Books

    Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Tosses Off Importance of Books

I happened to be driving through Hollywood, despite the warnings my GhettoTracker iPhone app kept repeating about getting out of

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My Golden Opportunity Devolves Into A Lesson About Michael Hastings’ Death

    My Golden Opportunity Devolves Into A Lesson About Michael Hastings’ Death

My dream of driving somebody else’s luxury vehicle nearly happened in the real world, except it manifested in a degenerate

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Idiocracy Alive & Well Around Beverly Hills Rooftop Pool or, Pray for Me I Don’t Want to Die with These People

    Idiocracy Alive & Well Around Beverly Hills Rooftop Pool or, Pray for Me I Don’t Want to Die with These People

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE From my vantage point, I could only see the young woman’s butt, sweating under the laser beam Southern California sun. I sat in a rooftop gazebo at

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