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Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

    Paul Ryan’s Alliteration Dazzling, but Possibly Confuses Political Message

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRENORFOLK, VA — Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, recently chosen by Mitt Romney as his vice presidential running mate, both confused and dazzled possible voters with his deft use

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New Bomb Named After Katy Perry: "Loud & Able To Destroy A Culture In 3 Minutes"

    New Bomb Named After Katy Perry: "Loud & Able To Destroy A Culture In 3 Minutes"

DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE Top military officials have leaked information about the newest weapon to be developed behind the Pentagon’s tightly closed doors. It’s a bomb. Less than one hundred and

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Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal: What the Masses Are Saying

    Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal: What the Masses Are Saying

Any blog worth its salt and Google Ads will keep its readers updated on past story progressions, including the universe’s reactions to them. Here at Dear Dirty America, we are

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Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal

    Queen Elizabeth II Confirmed Cannibal

(see the companion article, Improvements in health the reason Queen Elizabeth II feasts on young blood) WINDSOR CASTLE — Known as her principal weekend retreat, Windsor Castle was largely renovated by

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Porn Industry Going Green: Making Environmentally-Conscious Sex Films

pulp wire It’s very easy to see that the production of movies would use a lot of energy and resources

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Hubert Humdinger — Infamous Cultural Philosopher & Pariah Psychologist

Beyond silence I oftentimes quote Hubert Humdinger (pronounced hum-din-jer) when reporting on serious cultural events. Humdinger is one of the

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Kim Kardashian Made So Much Money at Her Wedding She Could Fund This Blog

David Shankbone The Kardashians scored big yet again with Kim’s wedding to a guy named Kris Humphries. Like Kris Kringle, except Humphries. Kim and Kris spent millions on their wedding,

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