ASSOCIATED PULP WASHINGTON DC – At a small cross-cultural celebration thrown by one of Newt Gingrich’s old lobbyist friends, reports are surfacing that the former Speaker of the House passed
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IMAGINING A WORLD W/O TV John Bennett June 05, 2016 (reprinted from The Book of Shards) Not only can I imagine a world w/o TV, I was raised in a world
JOHN BENNETT (originally sent to Bennett’s email list — sign up below for more like this) What’s a stained soul? Is it like stained glass? Soiled underwear? An unscrubbed toilet
This is the 21st Century. There’s no way a mega government institution would be able to lose six months worth of emails from exactly the agents being investigated for targeting
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles You could almost see the fresh dog turds steaming. They were coiled on the sidewalk
In Wisconsin representative Paul Ryan’s life, there have been two major moments of clarity. Most Americans only suffer one of
To celebrate the one year anniversary of Rolling Stone writer and author Michael Hastings, wife Elise Jordan released his nearly finished
JOHN BENNETT (originally sent to Bennett’s email list — sign up below for more like this) You can’t have things
Although they are being considered, the Obama administration has not laid out any firm plans to launch the much dreaded


