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Aladdin’s Lamp

    Aladdin’s Lamp

ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 Peculiarly Useful So-Called Poems) At night, downtown is lit up, active cars on the grid at cross-purposes— clubs, drinking, laughter, mating mutual lust or, without

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Chris Christie Signs Pot for Tots From His Bathtub, Soothing Bubbles Played Key Role

    Chris Christie Signs Pot for Tots From His Bathtub, Soothing Bubbles Played Key Role

New Jersey governor Chris Christie raised his arm out of the bubbly water long enough to grab the pen from his intern and sketch his signature on a bill that

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Every Good Website Needs A 9/11 Anniversary Article

    Every Good Website Needs A 9/11 Anniversary Article

It seems imperative for any website worth visiting to have a fresh 9/11 anniversary article every year. Rather than grind out another one for this 2013 anniversary, I’d rather showcase

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Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

    Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

My Ghetto Tracker app kept steering me around the outskirts of Hollywood. I was looking for an adept psychic. I needed counsel. But goddammit! I said to my smartphone, I’ve

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Beating It To Death In A Coffin

  Beating It To Death In A Coffin

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE When John Kerry continues to harass the American people and their representatives into war, and goes on

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Can John McCain Get A Light? The Maverick Loosens Up About Marijuana

  Can John McCain Get A Light? The Maverick Loosens Up About Marijuana

John McCain, bucking the will of the American people as usual on his calling for an expansive military strike on

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Praying for A Terrorist Attack: Order Out of Chaos, or The American People Are Waking Up

  Praying for A Terrorist Attack: Order Out of Chaos, or The American People Are Waking Up

Lindsey Graham is warning America that if we don’t bomb Syria, America very well might get nuked. That nuclear device

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NSA Assures Obama Americans Still In Opposition to Strike on Syria

  NSA Assures Obama Americans Still In Opposition to Strike on Syria

A concerned NSA intern faces losing his job after he thoughtfully cobbled together and sent to the White House a

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Unsettling Answers on Striking Syria: When the Bastards Are Too Desperate

  Unsettling Answers on Striking Syria: When the Bastards Are Too Desperate

Why are these bastards so desperate? It is eerie to listen to John Kerry ramble on like a harried university

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Capitalism On A Deathbed, or: Jesus Was An American

  Capitalism On A Deathbed, or: Jesus Was An American

JOHN BENNETT “All day I face the barren waste, without the taste of water…” Sons of the Pioneers, circa 1947

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