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ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Like everybody else, I made powerful New Year’s resolutions, such as taking a new multivitamin to enhance my mood, and brushing my teeth with less pressure
I’ve never seen something so bad happen to a human being, and have it done by on-duty police officers. –Ron Thomas Two Fullerton psychopaths will walk free from charges of involuntary manslaughter,
One man in Koreatown, Los Angeles, says he’s been a good liberal his entire life, but lately it’s awfully difficult to believe in global warming. “It’s not the cold weather
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles If my first major goal of 2014 is to take the most powerful multivitamin on
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Where was the pilot? Nobody seemed to know. Surely not the United Airlines staff. Their
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles (for better or worse) Usually one of the last things you want to do in
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I’ve thought long and hard about what I’d do different in 2014 to slough off the horrors
In response to the national hubbub over Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson’s ‘anti-gay’ remarks that have paralyzed mainstream news outlets’ front
What Do You Expect A Hillbilly To Say? I love fake entertainment controversy as much as the next hollow-headed American
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