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All of the fear. All of the tension. It’s ironic I started off 2014 with such a positive article about placing hope in one’s multivitamin. We’ve got a nurse in Maine
I received an email from one of my many North Korean readers the other day. He cited an article in the Guardian newspaper about the so-called literary form of ‘transrealism’. “Ain’t
JOHN BENNETT (originally sent to Bennett’s email list — sign up below for more like this) Most people I do windows for take it for granted that I know what
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE for Kim Jong Un, who gave us quite a scare Before leaving home I noticed a string
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE somewhere in LA I wrote four years ago that 2010 would be the best year to die,
Michael J Blair Perthshire, Scotland (see MJ Blair’s Scottish Independence series here) The votes were cast, the counting done and the
MICHAEL J BLAIR Perthshire, Scotland (see MJ Blair’s Scottish Independence series here) The longest political campaign in the history of
A friendly fellow in a coffee shop told me Pope Francis is saying the world is experiencing its third world
The man whom everybody suspected was mentally retarded said rather fluently about Joan Rivers’ death, “I hope they really tighten


