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Britney Spears’ Live Microphone Feed Sounds, Not Unexpectedly, Atrocious

    Britney Spears’ Live Microphone Feed Sounds, Not Unexpectedly, Atrocious

In high school, a good friend and I would drive around in his car and listen to our favorite metal and rock music. Like many a high-schooler, we wanted to

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Idiocracy Alive & Well Around Beverly Hills Rooftop Pool or, Pray for Me I Don’t Want to Die with These People

    Idiocracy Alive & Well Around Beverly Hills Rooftop Pool or, Pray for Me I Don’t Want to Die with These People

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE From my vantage point, I could only see the young woman’s butt, sweating under the laser beam Southern California sun. I sat in a rooftop gazebo at

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Meet the Vulture Fund Billionaire Who Would Suck the Last Breath from A Dying Dog

    Meet the Vulture Fund Billionaire Who Would Suck the Last Breath from A Dying Dog

Mother Jones ran a mildly-toned piece in their magazine this month about a “vulture fund billionaire” named Paul Singer. Singer’s generous financial contributions are largely responsible for ousting mainstream Republicans

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Senator McCain’s Heart Blows A Valve After Report Documents Military Lax on Hygiene, Professionalism Due to Shutdown

    Senator McCain’s Heart Blows A Valve After Report Documents Military Lax on Hygiene, Professionalism Due to Shutdown

PULP WIRE Senator John McCain’s heart exploded Saturday morning from what doctors are calling an “unfortunate series of devastating misfortunes”. Among the factors that caused McCain’s heart to blow a

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‘Gunpowder Filled the Air’: Capitol Police Praised in Execution of Mentally Unstable Woman

  ‘Gunpowder Filled the Air’: Capitol Police Praised in Execution of Mentally Unstable Woman

“There were multiple shots fired, and the air was filled with gunpowder.” That was what Berin Szoka told reporters yesterday.

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Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Talks Free Healthcare

  Hollywood’s Most Famous Bum & Oracle Talks Free Healthcare

I thought Lyle Shove-It would still be shaking from the high-powered espresso drink I bought him last week, but instead

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Congress Plays Soggy Biscuits with the Economy, Stupid

  Congress Plays Soggy Biscuits with the Economy, Stupid

DAN RUDY What an unbridled shingle of shit this congressional session has turned out to be, dear and dirty patriotic

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Mars Attacks! America Collectively Shouts, Yes! Obamacare Govt Shutdown Eats America’s Soul

  Mars Attacks! America Collectively Shouts, Yes! Obamacare Govt Shutdown Eats America’s Soul

I don’t know how many articles I’ve started writing about the GOP’s constant push to defund and eliminate Obamacare, and

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Falling Leaves

  Falling Leaves

JOHN BENNETT (originally posted to Bennett’s Shard email list; re-posted with permission) Fall came, but the leaves didn’t change color

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Do You Think They Show Every Newly Elected President the Zapruder Film?

  Do You Think They Show Every Newly Elected President the Zapruder Film?

Comedian Bill Hicks pondered on stage often about John F Kennedy’s assassination. “Do you think they show every subsequent president

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