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After 9/11 America Should Have Built A Spaceship

After 9/11, 2001 America should have panicked for three days, and on the fourth day rested. On the fifth day America should have soberly announced that they’d been gruesomely attacked

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Dudleys in the Mist: Apologetics, Torture, and the American Djinn

by DAN RUDY PORTLAND Greetings, fellow Dirty Americans!  As 11 September wends its way to the top of the daily desktop calendar, compatriots everywhere are undoubtedly reminded of those events

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I’m Stepping Up Terror Awareness for Sept 11 Anniversary

It’s one hell of an anniversary to keep, but I suppose it’s worth something to remember the attacks on the Pentagon and the WTC towers in 2001. Ten years ago.

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Ronald Reagan & His Horse Sighted at Dana Point Beach

The terrorist leftist group Thunder Overhead claimed they’d stolen Ronald Reagan’s remains from the presidential library in Simi Valley. The group later announced they’d dumped Reagan’s remains into the sea

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NFL Fans Are a Bunch of Jugheads with Beer & Sausage for Brains

It seems all of that pent up frustration by fans over the possible lockout was on display in multiple football

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Hubert Humdinger — Infamous Cultural Philosopher & Pariah Psychologist

Beyond silence I oftentimes quote Hubert Humdinger (pronounced hum-din-jer) when reporting on serious cultural events. Humdinger is one of the

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Kim Kardashian Made So Much Money at Her Wedding She Could Fund This Blog

David Shankbone The Kardashians scored big yet again with Kim’s wedding to a guy named Kris Humphries. Like Kris Kringle,

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Fullerton Police Beating: The 6 Pigs Guilty of Killing Kelly Thomas Should be Made Into Tomorrow’s Bacon

The Fullerton Police force is a vicious brood of vipers. If their violent conduct is any sign of our nation’s

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Ron Paul the Antichrist? Paranoia from a small meeting in Los Angeles

The Antichrist. The son of perdition. The beast. The great deceiver. Ron Paul? Republican presidential candidate? I’d only heard him described as the great Libertarian. These were all phrases thrown

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