Dear Dirty America

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MMA Fighter, Mayhem, Found Naked Before God

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles MMA fighters are almost always gifted with over-sized genitalia. It’s only a rumor, but it’s one worth repeating. When police happen to find a fighter,

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Not Even A Nipple Slip: Huffington Post Reports On Exposed Orange Bra

    Not Even A Nipple Slip: Huffington Post Reports On Exposed Orange Bra

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I’ve never heard of Jennifer Lawrence, but then again I live under a rock, inside of an old, debilitated studio apartment in a neighborhood that

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Don’t Tell Me To Wear A Tinfoil Hat

Google’s advertisement atop my email account simply said: You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil. Have they been reading my work at Dear Dirty America? Or

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The Unfazed Heart Of A Reptile: Hillary Clinton Attacked By Bees & Israelis

    The Unfazed Heart Of A Reptile: Hillary Clinton Attacked By Bees & Israelis

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Plenty of news headlines pumped up a minor occurrence about Hillary Clinton being attacked by killer bees in Malawi. Rumor has it, she swatted at

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Man Builds Modern Day Noah’s Ark: Will You Get A Room?

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Jonah Huibers, a Dutch millionaire, built an ark according to the measurements found in the

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Chick-fil-A: Why A Fast Food Joint Is Exactly Where America’s Gay Rights Debate Should End Up

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I’m so tired of hearing about gay rights and Chick-fil-A. I also get a lot

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Maria Shriver’s Ranch Plagued with Bad Energy, Not Selling

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Maria Shriver, disgraced by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is now so desperate to sell her ranch home

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Bound & Gagged: Be Wary of Bad Signs

    Bound & Gagged: Be Wary of Bad Signs

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I was nearly run off the road by an ambulance tearing down the street and

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Royalty, Like Some Rodents, Have Teeth That Never Stop Growing

    Royalty, Like Some Rodents, Have Teeth That Never Stop Growing

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles The only news these days that I’m interested in concerns the happenings of Queen Elizabeth

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Assassination Attempts on Hillary Clinton Drop Me Into A Bizarre Mood

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Hillary Clinton had an attempt made on her life while visiting Israel. Iran’s Al-Alam reported the situation, but it hasn’t been picked up by many

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