ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 Peculiarly Useful So-Called Poems) Green leaves & yellow flowers pave my way thru the Milky Way. Green leaves & yellow flowers pave my way. Grey
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When Marlin glanced up, he saw me across the busy Wilshire Boulevard. He’d been talking to a short Asian woman wearing a floppy hat. She held her hat on her
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Some people have charged General George Washington, who became the first president of these United States, as nothing more than
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[UPDATE BELOW] Let’s be honest. Dylan Farrow tore open a festering wound on the flank of the Great American Entertainment


