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Sugar Daddies Paying Off Today’s Student Loans:

August 01
07:22 2011
Amanda M. Fairbanks tells the story of young college girls who seek older, wealthy men who pay generously for an afternoon of sex or a classy evening out and a night of sex:

 A month prior, faced with about $15,000 in unpaid tuition and overdue bills, Taylor and her roommate typed “tuition,” “debt,” and “money for school” into Google. A website called popped up. Intrigued by the promise of what the site billed as a “college tuition sugar daddy,” Taylor created a “sugar baby” profile and eventually connected with the man from Greenwich. 

Seeking Arrangement could solve a lot of my problems — if I can find a wealthy old wench I’d be happy to rub lotion into her nooks and crannies and pleasure the shit out of her if she agreed to tackle a few of my student loans.

Yeah, you say, why don’t you just get a jaaawb. Instead of whoring out yourself. And all I have to say to that is: Job? What job? There are jobs? The real unemployment rate in the greatest country on earth, the United States of America (in case you thought the greatest country was France), is at 20 percent.

Degree or no degree, there are very few jobs to be had in this country.

Get a job. Yeeeeeah right! One NBC executive told me he sees a lot more doom and gloom coming up for this country. He was wearing an expensive suit, and I believed every word he said.

We are doomed. Obama caved in to the GOP demands. The Tea Party won a smashing victory tonight. I’m going to find my own Seeking Arrangement site and create a profile.


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  1. lilmssmartypants
    lilmssmartypants August 03, 10:56

    Haha! I can’t believe there’s a site for this sort of thing. That’s hilarious!
    This reminds me of an article I read back in 2009 about how some well educated women resorted to stripping to make ends meet during these economic times. Perhaps you can apply for a job as a Chippendale dancer. *ROFL*

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