DEAR DIRTY NEWSWIRE ARLINGTON, VA — Newt Gingrich was spotted aimlessly walking along old US Route 50 early this morning. Most motorists zipping by didn’t stop to check on the
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Dear Dirty NewswireNEW HAMPSHIRE — Mitt Romney’s campaign took a day off during a hectic campaigning schedule. The slick GOP candidate woke up with two heads, it has been reported.
Dear Dirty NewswireIOWA — Newt Gingrich has allegedly checked into an undisclosed hospital in Iowa after Karl Rove’s henchmen cut off the GOP candidate’s testicles late Saturday evening. The details