I haven’t seen so much Charlie worship since I broke the news story in 2011 about the Hollywood Walk of Fame’s plans to award Charles Manson a star for his
- Russia Looks To Curry Favor with US Over Edward Snowden BLAKE TARENWALD JR (Blake is DDA’s first intern. He will be covering politics and news for DDA. Please respect his opinions, and be gentle with him as he earns his chops....
- Trump’s Anti-Cruz Supporters Put Wind In My Sails Now that the deluge of Trumpsters has subsided, I feel it safe to jot down the historical, significant increase in traffic that happened to DDA within the past week. It had...
- More Mohammeds Than Americans Can Handle: Baby Names Menacing Western Society The mental unrest was almost palpable after a report from the Washington Examiner detailed the following frightening information: The number of U.S. newborns named “Mohammed” has jumped 100-fold since 1964, one...
- Starbucks Speeding Up Time, Rushing Us Toward the Apocalypse? ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Escondido, CA Nobody’s saying Starbucks is working to bring the Antichrist into physical existence, which is what you might have garnered from the title, with that hideous...
- The TSA Wants to Know What’s On Your Hands ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE If it wasn’t for having to set up the Dear Dirty America Reality Tour in North Dakota by late July, I wouldn’t have been in the airport. But...
It rained for two and a half days. Gentle, pitter-pattering that we all should have been hoping and praying for. No mudslides, but a much needed dousing. Yet my neighbor,
“Killing people is bad. There, I said it. Now, can we start talking about the deeper issues going on?” — Hubert Humdinger, exiled cultural philosopher. An awful lot of people are
My North Korean readership has been warning me to get out of the United States before I’m deemed an enemy. “Come to Promised Land,” one man wrote me. He claims
ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I really thought the day before Thanksgiving I was going to witness my first headline-worthy act of
JOHN BENNETT (originally sent to Bennett’s email list — sign up below for more like this) Thirty years ago last
ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 So-Called Poems) Day before Thanksgiving, 2002 aged 57: Sun came out & the river was
My neighbor said he felt he’d been assaulted by Bill Cosby. We were standing out by the dumpster. Propped up
September 23, 2013 The Los Angeles Energy Savings Assistance Program Boondoggle Bob was beside himself. Actually, I was beside Bob,
I received a highly confidential, insider’s report that the leader of the Hermit Kingdom, Kim Jong-Un, reportedly clapped his hands


