Dear Dirty America

Did you eagerly watch the Casey Anthony trial and desperately wish you could see, at your own leisure, her naked body stretched in provocative poses. Certainly some of you did! Others wished to see her body lifelessly hanging from the end of a short rope tied to a fat tree branch.

Casey Anthony is a pretty girl. Larry Flynt thinks she’s all right, also. The King of Porn is offering Anthony $500,000 to strip naked for Hustler:

We made an offer of a half-a-million dollars, but…she would receive 10 percent of [any additional profits], and the reason why I did that is I’m still ambivalent as to how well this will do. But in case it goes viral and there’s this huge interest and everybody wants to see the photographs, well, you know, millions could be made, so we don’t know. But, I think it was generous of us to put a percentage of the profits in for her because it could amount to a great deal more money.