Dear Dirty America


To the Common Housefly, Goodbye

To the Common Housefly, Goodbye
March 13
07:12 2014



To the housefly who

flew a rectangle over my head,

buzzed in and out of the beam of light,

and dove into my bowl of split pea soup,

causing me to throw the whole goddamn thing out.



Hubert Humdinger resides in an undisclosed residence in Northern Europe after he was forced out of the United States in the early 1980s. The author of over 350 books and essays, Humdinger is virtually unknown and unread since the US Government and the CIA burned his books and removed any of his used copies from being sold by major booksellers like Amazon. Humdinger often contributes his wisdom and insight to articles on Dear Dirty America.

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