The Liberal Media Vows to Humiliate all GOP Candidates
August 14
03:35
2011
A spokesman for the Liberal Media announced that they would be doing everything in their liberal capacity to humiliate and politically eviscerate every GOP candidate running for president in 2012. Michele Bachmann has already been targeted by Newsweek (the Queen of Rage) and made to look like a loony. Her campaign managers assured the American public she wasn’t crazy.
Conservatives have been ‘up-in-arms’ over the liberal media’s gratuitous castigation of the Republican presidential candidates, which has prompted the Liberal Media to comment.
“We’re going to hammer as hard as we can the Bachmanns and Romneys of the world. We’re going to leave Rick Perry in a stinking puddle of humiliation. We’re going to call Ron Paul ‘Crazy Uncle Ron‘. We’re going to make gay jokes about Santorum and do our very best to offend you,” the spokesman said. “And all because we’re just trying to be liberal.”
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