Dear Dirty America

Are you making fun of the Gipper? How dare you make fun of the only real president this country has had since George Washington. Unless you aren’t really making fun of him, then in that case I’d say your article is a little twisted, but if your intention was to honor his good name, then I stand by it. You should be more clear in your criticisms and just tell us if you stand by the Gipper or do not stand by him.

Reagan’s Remains Stolen