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Ronald Reagan’s Remains Buried At Sea

August 06
00:27 2011
Thunder Overhead released a new letter concerning the whereabouts of Ronald Reagan’s remains:

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We have buried your beloved president’s remains at sea. We think that’s what he would have wanted. We also wish to keep his grave site from becoming a type of mecca for neo-conservative politicians and their followers. Former Pres Reagan has become a saint for the ignorant and misguided. Before putting him at sea, we said a prayer and we followed all Christian rites.


Ronald Reagan’s remains were stolen earlier this week from his Simi Valley presidential library memorial. The new extremist left-wing group Thunder Overhead immediately took responsibility and called the burial site robbery an attempt to thwart Reagan from becoming “a saint to the misguided and ignorant.” The nation had been awaiting word from this leftist terror network about where the 40th president’s remains had been taken.

Thunder Overhead does not have a website and has, so far, escaped all attempts to trace the individuals behind this attack on our nation.

Nancy Pelosi is rumored to have said, “This is just sick. This is just awful. This goes beyond party politics.”
VP Joe Biden is rumored to have said, “At least we got some closure on this act of terror. Now to hunt down the bastards.”
Hillary Clinton is rumored to have said, “This aggression by Thunder Overhead will not stand.” Quickly, she realized that was similar to something Bush Sr once said, so she rephrased it, “America will be evermore vigilant to the increasing threat of terrorism within our borders. Former Pres Reagan did n’ot deserve this.”

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