Dear Dirty America

Three men have died in Birmingham as the UK suffered its fourth night of rioting and disorder.

Police have launched a murder inquiry in response to the incident which happened around 1am in Winson Green, Birmingham.

Their names have not yet been released but initial reports suggest the men were returning from a mosque and protecting their area from rioters.

West Midlands police, in a statement released on Wednesday said “Two men have died following a road traffic collision in the Winson Green area of Birmingham which detectives are treating as murder.

“Three men were taken to hospital where two subsequently died from their injuries. A third male remains in a critical condition.

“West Midlands Police have launched a murder inquiry, arrested one man in connection with the incident and recovered a vehicle from near the scene which will be examined by forensics experts.”

Apparently Captain America couldn’t, or wouldn’t, handle the call.