Dear Dirty America

Glow in the dark Beagles are important to humanity because a) this supposedly helps scientists understand how to inject dogs with human diseases and then work to cure those diseases, and b) this leads closer to the possibility of a glow-in-the-dark human.

I remember the day the glow-in-the-dark dildo was introduced and NBC ran that special news event piece to highlight the possible dangers/benefits of glow-in-the-dark sex toys. That was an exciting time, before America went crazy.

Did the Romans have anything that glowed in the dark?

From the Huffington Post:

But South Korean scientists seem to have made it a reality in hopes of finding cures for diseases such asAlzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, according to Reuters. While genetically engineering a puppy to glow iscontroversial to say the least, the project aims to help researchers identify possible side-effects of certain treatments that could occur in humans.